The reception had ended and the newlyweds had just sneaked off to the honeymoon resort. After supper and champagne, the groom retired to the bedroom. But Julie pulled a chair up to the balcony doors ...

Last night I was in a rare tender mood. I made love to my wife and afterward held her close.
"I love you terribly," I whispered.
"You certainly do," was her reply.

An elderly couple, Minnie and Max, sit down to their Thanksgiving dinner. Before eating, his wife speaks up. "Can I ask you a question, Max?"
"Sure Minnie," Max says, waiting to dig into his ...

There is this couple celebrating their 20th anniversary. The husband decides to do something special for his wife. So he gets up early to make her breakfast in bed. When the wife wakes up, she is totally ...

A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him, and how fortunate he was to have her.
He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind hearted?"
...

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as lovers. The first woman says "My husband works as a marriage counsellor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make ...

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between ...

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says, "I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, ...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out ...

There was this woman who was having problems with her sex life.
She was not getting enough sex from her man so she went to see a sex therapist.
After explaining her problem the doctor ...

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There ...

A man is eating in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table.
He has been checking her out all night, but lacks the nerve to go talk to her.
Suddenly she ...

Three couples want to join a church, but the pastor has a rule that all new members must go three weeks without having sex.
Three weeks go by and the first couple comes back. The pastor says, ...

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,“'Honey, my hands are freezing!” She says, ...