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Joke A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car.
His father took him into his study and said, "I'll make ... |
Joke A priest is sitting in his confessional and hears an old man's voice on the other side of the screen. The old man says, "Father, I'm eighty-one years old, I've been married to the same woman for fifty-four ... |
Joke A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance:
1. A dog 2. A donkey 3. A shovel ... |
Joke About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community.
So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious ... |
Joke Widow Invites Four Nice Young Men To Dinner
There was an elderly southern widow who lived in a large mansion. She was feeling generous when it came to Thanksgiving, so she called up the local ... |
Joke A priest is called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he calls a rabbi friend and asks him to cover for him. The rabbi tells him he wouldn't know what to say, but ... |
Joke A young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the IRS, excited to begin tracking down high-powered offenders-just as the Enron or WorldCom guys. Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was ... |
Joke An old man wonders away from a nursing home.
It is getting evening time and he comes up upon a bar that looked friendly enough.
He no sooner got inside when a young lady came up to ... |
Joke Abe, an old penny-pincher, is dying.
On his deathbed, he looks up and asks, "Is my wife here?"
"Yes, dear," she replies. "I'm right next to you."
"Are my children here?" Abe ... |
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