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I Recycle Men Picture 1 2 3 4 5	The Blonde and the Sheep Joke Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car ... 1 2 3 4 5	The Official Blonde Sex Quiz Joke TRUE or FALSE? 1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback. 2. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. 3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. 4. The G-string is part of a violin. 5. ... 1 2 3 4 5
The Sick Blonde Joke A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?" "Not really," the blonde replied. ... 1 2 3 4 5	Suicidal Blonde Joke There was a blonde and she went to the emergency room because she got shot in the hand. The doctor asked her how she got shot in the hand. She replied, "I tried to kill myself." He ... 1 2 3 4 5	Got The Time? Joke "Excuse me, could you tell me the time?" asked the blonde of a man on the street corner. "Sure....it's three fifteen," he replied with a smile. "Thanks," she said, a puzzled look crossing ... 1 2 3 4 5
Contractor Joke A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, ... 1 2 3 4 5	Brown Ones Joke A fellow took his blonde girlfriend to the movies. During the previews, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms. When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked ... 1 2 3 4 5	A Blonde's Bet Joke A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump. "I'll ... 1 2 3 4 5
A Blonde at NASA Joke A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip. The brunette said, "We should go to Mars." The redhead said, "We should ... 1 2 3 4 5	A Blonde At Work Joke A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." ... 1 2 3 4 5	1000 Steps Joke A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven. God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 5th step He would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh ... 1 2 3 4 5
The Wild West Joke Back in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong drink in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's head under ... 1 2 3 4 5	Best Salesman Joke Three salesmen were bragging who is the best. The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man. The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man. The ... 1 2 3 4 5	In The Desert Joke There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of the car and, upon realizing that it's not going to start, they each take ... 1 2 3 4 5
Blondes On Everest Joke Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that one ... 1 2 3 4 5	Read Slow Joke A Blonde And A Brunette Are Running A Ranch Together In Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars ... 1 2 3 4 5	Mayday Joke A blonde is on board a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" she screams. Ground control ... 1 2 3 4 5

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